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Lewis Carroll
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Lewis Carroll
writer
Russian Quotes [38]
Quotes [401]
Thanks for your nice little note, though I am sorry to hear you find Through the Looking Glass so uninteresting. You see I have done my best, so it isn't really my fault if you think Tweedledum and Tweedledee stupid, and wish that I had left out all about the train and the gnat.
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Lewis Carroll
) [wish, think, best] [03/03/2018 03:03:03]
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There are three hundred and sixty-four days when you might get un-birthday presents, and only one for birthday presents, you know.
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Lewis Carroll
) [days, birthday, know] [03/03/2018 03:03:03]
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One of the secrets of life is that all that is really worth the doing is what we do for others.
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Lewis Carroll
) [secrets, life, worth] [03/03/2018 03:03:03]
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'But I don't want to go among mad people,' said Alice. 'Oh, you can't help that,' said the cat. 'We're all mad here.'
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Lewis Carroll
) [want, people, help] [03/03/2018 03:03:03]
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She generally gave herself very good advice, (though she very seldom followed it).
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Lewis Carroll
) [good, advice] [03/03/2018 03:03:03]
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Sometimes I've believed as many as six impossible things before breakfast.
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Lewis Carroll
) [things, breakfast] [03/03/2018 03:03:03]
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'The time has come,' the walrus said, 'to talk of many things: of shoes and ships - and sealing wax - of cabbages and kings.'
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Lewis Carroll
) [time, talk, things] [03/03/2018 03:03:03]
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Contrariwise, if it was so, it might be; and if it were so, it would be; but as it isn't, it ain't. That's logic.
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Lewis Carroll
) [logic] [03/03/2018 03:03:03]
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Where do you come from? And where are you going? Look up, speak nicely, and don't twiddle your fingers all the time.
(
Lewis Carroll
) [where, look, speak] [03/03/2018 03:03:03]
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Courtesy is a small act but it packs a mighty wallop
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Lewis Carroll
) [courtesy] [03/03/2018 03:03:03]
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Sentence first, verdict afterwards.
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Lewis Carroll
) [verdict, first, sentence] [03/03/2018 03:03:03]
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I can't go back to yesterday - because I was a different person then.
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Lewis Carroll
) [yesterday] [03/03/2018 03:03:03]
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'But I don’t want to go among mad people,' Alice remarked.'Oh, you can’t help that,' said the Cat. 'We’re all mad here. I’m mad. You’re mad.''How do you know I’m mad?' said Alice.'You must be,” said the Cat. 'or you wouldn’t have come here.'
(
Lewis Carroll
) [know, help, people] [03/03/2018 03:03:03]
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'Make a remark,' said the Red Queen; 'it's ridiculous to leave all the conversation to the pudding!'
(
Lewis Carroll
) [conversation, queen] [03/03/2018 03:03:03]
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If you want to inspire confidence, give plenty of statistics. It does not matter that they should be accurate, or even intelligible, as long as there is enough of them.
(
Lewis Carroll
) [enough, matter, statistics] [03/03/2018 03:03:03]
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"I'm very brave generally," he went on in a low voice; "only today I happen to have a headache."
(
Lewis Carroll
) [today, voice] [03/03/2018 03:03:03]
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I am fond of children--except boys.
(
Lewis Carroll
) [boys, children] [03/03/2018 03:03:03]
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It's a poor sort of memory that only works backwards.
(
Lewis Carroll
) [works, memory] [03/03/2018 03:03:03]
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"The question is," said Alice, "whether you can make words mean so many different things." "The question is," said Humpty Dumpty, "which is to be master -- that's all.".
(
Lewis Carroll
) [master, things, words] [03/03/2018 03:03:03]
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"She can't do Subtraction." said the White Queen. "Can you do Division? Divide a loaf by a knife-what's the answer to that?" "I suppose-" Alice was beginning, but the Red Queen answered for her. "Bread-and-butter, of course."
(
Lewis Carroll
) [bastard, queen, answer] [03/03/2018 03:03:03]
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If I had a world of my own, everything would be nonsense.
(
Lewis Carroll
) [world, nonsense] [03/03/2018 03:03:03]
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And how do you know that you're mad?
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Lewis Carroll
) [know] [03/03/2018 03:03:03]
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Well! I've often seen a cat without a grin,' thought Alice 'but a grin without a cat! It's the most curious thing i ever saw in my life!
(
Lewis Carroll
) [often, thing, life] [03/03/2018 03:03:03]
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People who don't think shouldn't talk.
(
Lewis Carroll
) [people, think, talk] [03/03/2018 03:03:03]
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Alice: This is impossible. The Mad Hatter: Only if you believe it is.
(
Lewis Carroll
) [03/03/2018 03:03:03]
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She who saves a single soul, saves the universe.
(
Lewis Carroll
) [soul, universe] [03/03/2018 03:03:03]
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Is Life itself a dream, I wonder?
(
Lewis Carroll
) [life, dream, wonder] [03/03/2018 03:03:03]
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A tale begun in other days, When summer suns were glowing - A simple chime, that served to time The rhythm of your rowing - Whose echoes live in memory yet, Though envious years would say 'forget.
(
Lewis Carroll
) [days, summer, time] [03/03/2018 03:03:03]
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Alice had begun with 'Let's pretend we're kings and queens;' and her sister, who liked being exact, had argued that they couldn't, because there were only two of them, and Alice hand been reduced at last to say, 'Well, you can be one of them then, and I'll be the rest.
(
Lewis Carroll
) [kings, being, hand] [03/03/2018 03:03:03]
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Only the insane equate pain with success." "The uninformed must improve their deficit, or die." _Cheshire Cat
(
Lewis Carroll
) [pain, success] [03/03/2018 03:03:03]
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And as to being in a fright,
Allow me to remark
That Ghosts have just as good a right
In every way, to fear the light,
As Men to fear the dark.
(
Lewis Carroll
) [being, good, right] [03/03/2018 03:03:03]
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Every story has a moral you just need to be clever enough to find it - the Dutchess
(
Lewis Carroll
) [need, enough, find] [03/03/2018 03:03:03]
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But, I nearly forgot, you must close your eyes otherwise you won't see anything.
(
Lewis Carroll
) [eyes] [03/03/2018 03:03:03]
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The vast unfathomable sea
Is but a Notion-unto me.
(
Lewis Carroll
) [03/03/2018 03:03:03]
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Why is it that people with the most narrow of minds seem to have the widest of mouths?
(
Lewis Carroll
) [people] [03/03/2018 03:03:03]
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Ill try the whole cause, and condemn you to death.
(
Lewis Carroll
) [death] [03/03/2018 03:03:03]
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Little Alice fell d o w n the hOle, bumped her head and bruised her soul
(
Lewis Carroll
) [head, soul] [03/03/2018 03:03:03]
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Alice:How long is forever? White Rabbit:Sometimes, just one second.
(
Lewis Carroll
) [bastard, second] [03/03/2018 03:03:03]
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My beloved friend - one of the most unique and charming personalities of our time.
(
Lewis Carroll
) [unique, time] [03/03/2018 03:03:03]
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Charles Lutwidge Dodgson's life in space-time colored his liberated life of the imagination.
(
Lewis Carroll
) [life, space, time] [03/03/2018 03:03:03]
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