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 Movie: Evil Dead: Hail to the King [2000] Movie: Evil Dead: Hail to the King [2000]

Movie: Evil Dead: Hail to the King [2000] Movie: Evil Dead: Hail to the King [2000]

Father Allard: Who's out there? You must leave this place. Now!
Ash: All right, all right, keep your shorts on! Are you that Allard guy?
Father Allard: Yes, I cant believe you survived! I barely made it back here before the woods sealed my exit. Professor Knowby warned me the forest might come to life.
Ash: Yeah yeah yeah, right about ya back at the cabin. Look the professor really screwed things up didn't he?
Father Allard: His soul is restless. The events he caused in life way heavenly beyond even death, I've been searching for a way to stop the evil he unleashed.
Ash: Well, we all have our problems. Listen, you have the book, right?
Father Allard: Yes, but there are missing pages.
Ash: Yeah yeah, I've been finding them all over.
Father Allard: You have them?
Ash: Yeah, basically.
Father Allard: All five of them?
Ash: Look, maybe I don't have every single page, but you gotta understand how hard it is gettin them.
Father Allard: You must find the remaining pages.
Ash: Woah woah, hold on padre. I'm not your little boy you know. I got my own things to do.
Father Allard: Listen to me, find the pages and bring them here, to me. Our salvation lies within those passages. Here, take these. Maybe they'll help you.
Ash: My car keys. How'd you get em?
Father Allard: From a girl.
Ash: A girl? Must be Jenny, where is she, what happened to her?
Father Allard: I saw her in the woods, taken by the evil. I gave chase, but couldn't keep up. I found these, just before I lost them. She can still be saved, but only if we hurry.
Ash: Ok, so let me guess, you're just gunna hide behind your big gate till I come back, right?
Father Allard: The evil still lurks in the woods. Very dangerous. But now that you over come that tree, it should much easier to navigate
Ash: But still too dangerous for you huh?
Father Allard: Rrright, meet me here when you have the rest of the pages. Now go, quickly!
Ash: Hey, let's get this one thing straight! I don't like being ordered around, ok ya got me padre?
[Ash looks around the big garden, being deserted]
Ash: PADRE? Yeah, nice hat!
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Ash: Yo, Zeez baby listen up! Back away from the door and I'll have you outta there in a jiff.
[sticks the home made dynamite in the cell door and blows the door successfully]
Ash: Uh, hello? You can get up now. Ok, now let's get one thing straight spinach-chin, I still don't like this whole "I wrote the book of the dead" thing. So if you as so much as look at me funny, I'll saw you in half so fast, it'll make your head spin!
Abdul Alzeez: I mean you no harm. As I was saying before, the Necronomicon's a source of immense power. One can summon the un-holiest of evils, cross dimensions and command an army of deadites. But within it's pages, also lie are the secrets to banishing the evil forever!
Ash: Uh huh, so let me guess. You wrote the bad part first and never finished the good part?
Abdul Alzeez: Precisely. There's not much time, we should walk and talk.
[later at the entrance of the temple]
Abdul Alzeez: The celestrial temple. Once used by the most noble scholars in Damascus, it is now a place for the guild to study and prepare for the dark ones. Inside are my notes, you will need to retrieve in order for me to complete the book.
Ash: And I suppose these notes of yours will be completly unguarded and I won't have any trouble finding it.
Abdul Alzeez: The water, you must also shut down it's supply. We need to clear the passage ways.
Ash: Okay enough! The other "me" already has the book, not to mention my girl and now you're babbling about some kind of water? You're pissing me off, old man! What gives?
Abdul Alzeez: Even with completed book, they still lack one crucial component.
Ash: Oh yeah? What's that?
Abdul Alzeez: Me. I was the only one not driven entirely insane by the translations. Those with less knowledge of the book, know not of what it contains.
Ash: Blah blah blah, look let's just get to the point gramps! You keep yacking about the book, the guild, these dark ones, what the hell is going on and why did they take Jenny?
Abdul Alzeez: No time to explain, get inside and retrieve my notes. We will meet here afterwards. I must go now. If they find me here, they'll kill me where I stand!
Ash: Oh yeah, and what do you think they're gonna do to me? Give me a big fat kiss.
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Abdul Alzeez: Oh, I'm getting to old for this.
Ash: Yeah, yeah, look we're here. Finally, now tell me what's going on. Why is all this happening?
Abdul Alzeez: I fear your dark self is atempting to finish what the guild began. To bring the dark ones back to this world to reign over man. Your Jenny will be sacrificed as part of the ritual, to open the gateway to their realm.
Ash: Sacrificed? What, where's this gateway you're talking about?
Abdul Alzeez: Here in the lair. This place is built around the worlds of a temple once inhabited by the dark ones. When they ruled the earth long ago, here they uncovered the portal to the Cathedral of the Dead, the gateway between our worlds. But to enter we need the Dark Sign. It serves as a key.
Ash: Uh huh, point the way.
Abdul Alzeez: There, in the catacombs. But first you will a familiar to retrieve the sign.
Ash: Oh come on, why can't I just go and get it?
Abdul Alzeez: Fool! The catacombs are filled with such things that your mind would be seared, at a mear glance!
Ash: Uh huh. Ok, will I guess I'm going to have to go with you on this one.
Abdul Alzeez: Go into the lab and retrieve one of the familiars, while I begin work on the remaining translations. Move carefully, guards may still remain.
Ash: Oh, those half invisible guys, yeah, yeah, right about the back at the temple. See? I'm not as dumb as I look!
Abdul Alzeez: But I didn't...
Ash: Shut it, ok? Just shut it.
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