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Zsa Zsa Gabor
Люди преподносят жертвоприношения Богу, но съедают сами.
Чушь нести легче всего с трибуны.
Боялись искусственного интеллекта, а власть захватили Шариковы.
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Zsa Zsa Gabor
cinemactress
Russian Quotes [19]
Quotes [75]
To be loved is a strength. To love is a weakness.
(
Zsa Zsa Gabor
) [weakness, love, strength] [03/12/2018 14:45:32]
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I'd rather be hit by a gorgeous man than an ugly one.
(
Zsa Zsa Gabor
) [ugly] [03/03/2018 03:03:03]
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A girl must marry for love, and keep on marrying until she finds it.
(
Zsa Zsa Gabor
) [love] [03/03/2018 03:03:03]
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Love should be an inspiration, not an obligation.
(
Zsa Zsa Gabor
) [love, inspiration, obligation] [03/03/2018 03:03:03]
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}
What is really important for a woman, you know, even more than being beautiful or intelligent, is to be entertaining.
(
Zsa Zsa Gabor
) [know, more, being] [03/03/2018 03:03:03]
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}
I think breeds of dogs and breeds of men are quite a bit alike. If you think it’s insulting that I compare people with animals, well, if you knew how I love animals, you would understand that coming from me, this is a compliment.
(
Zsa Zsa Gabor
) [think, dogs, people] [03/03/2018 03:03:03]
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}
I don't remember anybody's name. How do you think the "dahling" thing got started?
(
Zsa Zsa Gabor
) [remember, think, thing] [03/03/2018 03:03:03]
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}
What I call loaded, I'm not. What other people call loaded I am.
(
Zsa Zsa Gabor
) [people] [03/03/2018 03:03:03]
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}
Sex is good for about two years, and then you need love.
(
Zsa Zsa Gabor
) [good, years, need] [03/03/2018 03:03:03]
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}
To have twenty lovers in one year is easy. To have one lover for twenty years is difficult.
(
Zsa Zsa Gabor
) [lovers, easy, years] [03/03/2018 03:03:03]
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}
I don't take gifts from perfect strangers — but then, nobody is perfect.
(
Zsa Zsa Gabor
) [take, gifts, perfect] [03/03/2018 03:03:03]
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}
If I would believe what I read about myself, I would hate my guts too.
(
Zsa Zsa Gabor
) [hate] [03/03/2018 03:03:03]
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}
There is nothing wrong with a woman welcoming all men's advances as long as they are in cash
(
Zsa Zsa Gabor
) [nothing, wrong] [03/03/2018 03:03:03]
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}
Being jealous of a beautiful woman is not going to make you more beautiful.
(
Zsa Zsa Gabor
) [being, more] [03/03/2018 03:03:03]
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}
It was not my class of people. There was not a producer, a press agent, a director, an actor.
(
Zsa Zsa Gabor
) [class, people, press] [03/03/2018 03:03:03]
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}
When I'm alone, I can sleep crossways in bed without an argument.
(
Zsa Zsa Gabor
) [alone, sleep, argument] [03/03/2018 03:03:03]
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}
We were both in love with him. I fell out of love with him, but he didn't.
(
Zsa Zsa Gabor
) [love] [03/03/2018 03:03:03]
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}
Conrad Hilton was very generous to me in the divorce settlement. He gave me 5000 Gideon Bibles.
(
Zsa Zsa Gabor
) [divorce] [03/03/2018 03:03:03]
{ / 0
}
To a smart girl men are no problem - they're the answer.
(
Zsa Zsa Gabor
) [problem, answer] [03/03/2018 03:03:03]
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}
I've never met an ugly millionaire. They all look cute. No wonder I married 4 of them
(
Zsa Zsa Gabor
) [ugly, look, wonder] [03/03/2018 03:03:03]
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}
I never hated any of my ex-fiances enough to return the rings.
(
Zsa Zsa Gabor
) [enough] [03/03/2018 03:03:03]
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}
I've been married most of my life. And when you're married, you don't have sex.
(
Zsa Zsa Gabor
) [life] [03/03/2018 03:03:03]
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}
I believe in large families: every woman should have at least three husbands.
(
Zsa Zsa Gabor
) [husbands] [03/03/2018 03:03:03]
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}
I love the intellectual type. They know everything and suspect nothing.
(
Zsa Zsa Gabor
) [love, type, know] [03/03/2018 03:03:03]
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}
I learned in school that money isn’t everything. It’s happiness that counts. So momma sent me to a different school.
(
Zsa Zsa Gabor
) [school, money, happiness] [03/03/2018 03:03:03]
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}
My husband said it was him or the cat. I miss him sometimes.
(
Zsa Zsa Gabor
) [husband] [03/03/2018 03:03:03]
{ / 0
}
I was always a good housekeeper. Whenever I divorced I always kept the house.
(
Zsa Zsa Gabor
) [always, good] [03/03/2018 03:03:03]
{ / 0
}
The only place men want depth in a woman is in her decolletage.
(
Zsa Zsa Gabor
) [place, want, depth] [03/03/2018 03:03:03]
{ / 0
}
Macho does not prove mucho
(
Zsa Zsa Gabor
) [03/03/2018 03:03:03]
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}
I'm a great housekeeper. I get divorced. I keep the house.
(
Zsa Zsa Gabor
) [great] [03/03/2018 03:03:03]
{ / 0
}
When in trouble, take a bath and wash your hair.
(
Zsa Zsa Gabor
) [trouble, take, bath] [03/03/2018 03:03:03]
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}
Parisian men make love all day and have no time to work; American men work all day and have no time for love.
(
Zsa Zsa Gabor
) [love, time, work] [03/03/2018 03:03:03]
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}
It's never as easy to keep your own spouse happy as it is to make someone else's spouse happy.
(
Zsa Zsa Gabor
) [easy] [03/03/2018 03:03:03]
{ / 0
}
I always said marriage should be a fifty-fifty proposition. He should be at least fifty years old, and have at least fifty-million dollars.
(
Zsa Zsa Gabor
) [always, marriage, years] [03/03/2018 03:03:03]
{ / 0
}
As a woman, you have to choose between your fanny or your face. I chose my face.
(
Zsa Zsa Gabor
) [choose, face] [03/03/2018 03:03:03]
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}
Diamonds are a girl's best friend and dogs are a man's best friend. Now you know which sex has more sense.
(
Zsa Zsa Gabor
) [diamonds, best, dogs] [03/03/2018 03:03:03]
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}
Having been engaged rather a lot of times, Zsa Zsa Gabor was asked whether a lady should give back the ring. Her answer? "Of course dahlink, but first, you take out all the diamonds.
(
Zsa Zsa Gabor
) [lady, give, answer] [03/03/2018 03:03:03]
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}
To be loved is a strength. To love is a weakness.
(
Zsa Zsa Gabor
) [strength, love, weakness] [03/03/2018 03:03:03]
{ / 0
}
One of my theories is that men love with their eyes; women love with their ears.
(
Zsa Zsa Gabor
) [love, eyes, women] [03/03/2018 03:03:03]
{ / 0
}
I'm an excellent housekeeper. Every time I get a divorce, I keep the house.
(
Zsa Zsa Gabor
) [divorce, time] [03/03/2018 03:03:03]
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}
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